Dear Mr. Cranky Pants,
Ok, we all understand that you'd rather not be here, that's understandable and all, but why oh why do you have to be so mean? Stomping around and slamming doors is not the way to get people to change. It's also not teaching a lesson to the person you're really mad at, as they are last one to notice or care. Trust me, if we had any idea what you wanted, or if what you wanted was the same as what we've been told to do before, than we would do it, if only to make you happy! Alas, it can not be done. So sad! But true. Where is the jolly, story-telling Mr. Pants of days past? Will he be back soon, perhaps after a tasty, relaxing beverage? Please get happy, and soon, because walking on egg-shells hurts my feet.
Sincerely,
A
p.s. -- tonight is SYTYCD!!! :)
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